I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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