That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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