what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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