Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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