OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Me. At least after what I've been through.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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