Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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