Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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