I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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