i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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