Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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