i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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