I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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