Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
God, you're like boner-b-gone
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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