Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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