Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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