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(419): View more from Ohio

my computer doesn't work...

(619): View more from California

why?

(419): View more from Ohio

i puked on it last night

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(347): View more from New York

You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.

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(818): View more from California

He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think

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(720): View more from Colorado

Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.

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(903): View more from Texas

He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.

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(660): View more from Missouri

sexting just seems like too much work right now.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I totally fucked your pastor last night.

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

You're his wife.

(304): View more from West Virginia

Still a dirty get down.

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