How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize