So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
