Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We are two peas in an std pod
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
