You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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