Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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