Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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