This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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