Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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