high people should be assigned attendants
This house was built for laser tag.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
