Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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