Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
But theres a keg here and me gusta
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
