You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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