So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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