this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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