Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
