Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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