i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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