VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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