Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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