spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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