Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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