Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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