ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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