You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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