i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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