perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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