No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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