Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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