So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize