Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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