here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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