Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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