awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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