sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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