How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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