Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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