party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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