I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Come on in and take your pants off
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