A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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