let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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