I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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