I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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