Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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