I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she peed on how many people?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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