So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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