I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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